Stephen King knows nothing about guns.

As promised, this is a post about shebang usage, shell script portability, and bash vs sh syntax.

Puppet is great. No seriously. It’s really fucking great. I’m not sure what I would do without it these days.

I’ve recently been introduced to the world of linters, now that I’m on the road to becoming a programmer, and not just a pissed off sysadmin who courts voluntary alcoholism at every turn. Snazzy stuff, linters. Even snazzier that my default GUI editor, SublimeText (yes yes give me shit, get it all out), supports integration with various linters like shellcheck and puppet-lint!

(Originally published on my old plaintext blog)